Inaugural Address

Zoe, quit reading our blog. It's not about you. Everbody else: Welcome. However, in the secret deeps of our troubled heart we know that Zoe is still reading this. We're about to quit this weblog and restart our Old Life of sitting couchside, brooding in our blue military uniform with golden epaulettes and plumed hat. We chafe at the suggestion that we resume our old life, though Flag Day IS at our throats. What?