Great Idea #18473B

I'm going to start several blogs and force the imaginary bloggers to comment on my blog. Then I will comment on their blogs. The comments will whiz through the air like bullets. Greased bullets. With wings. No, greased wings. We are going to blow Blogger out of the water with our incessant commenting deception. We will probably break the internet (and the hearts of millions) with our incessant comment-traffic and our rabid technical ignorance. We are a disgrace. Or will be. But we is me! I am the disgrace! Or will be.