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Friday, December 17, 2004

It Happened Again

Just this morning while I was scanning my Zohar, I received a knock at the door. You'll never guess who it was! It was that woodland deer I saved from under my car last spring! He came back to thank me. Then he hit me in the face with his hoof and said, "And THAT'S for telling my wife about Cindy!" So I slapped his face and said, "How dare you! Trisha and I have been friends since college! You must have known I'd tell her you were cheating!" A brutal brawl ensued. After I got back from the ER, I took off my red string bracelet. I really don't feel that it's protecting me properly.


Blogger Chris Cope said...

Freakin' Kabbalah doesn't do a damn bit of good.

5:20 PM  

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