I Can Barely Believe Myself

Today I took out my winter clothes and stared at them in stunned disbelief. I must have looked like a magical, fruit-flavored nerd last winter. For example, why didn't anyone tell me that angora culottes were "out?" I distinctly remember loving myself sick in those culottes. Fickle fashion, you are my enemy. I may just stay in the bathtub all week.