Axiom, Maxim, or Just Brilliant?

Well, another day, another dollar, that's what I always say. I just made that up, and everyone's saying it! "Another day, another dollar." I really like how I think. Lesser known phrases I've made up are "Better six feet under than on the phone with me" and "Let's all go to our respective homes to eat dinner, and let's never speak to each other again." I expect those two will catch on any day now.