Everywahnza Weener!

Well, there's this. Be sure to vote for Topic Drift. I'm not nominated in any category, so I suggest you vote with your feet. I cannot even begin to explain to you how that is done - voting with your feet. I just know that it's my only hope in this particular election. Whatever, vote with whatever body part you want. I'm too tired to argue with you.

I just had a vision: what if I spelled my name "Esther Wilberfoetus-Packard?" Anybody? Anybody? I wouldn't alter the pronunciation, of course. Just the spelling.