It Remains a Dangerous World

I've seen neither hide nor hair of my family-style neighbors in over a month. I certainly hope they haven't succumbed to some tawdry cross-country immigrant-swapping murder-suicide scheme - or worse, offered their banking information to a Nigerian outlaw with malice on his mind. It remains a dangerous world, and a man must have his wits about him if he is to defend his family from these nefarious thugs.