I Am Greater Than a Bee Egg

Now I have three days off. Normally, this would delight me, but for some reason I want stab myself in the thigh with a Bic. Good heavens, three days off! What am I to do with three days off?! I am only one person.

It is important to keep some sort of perspective on these things, I suppose. It is only three days to me, but it is a lifetime for a bee egg. After three days, the bee egg hatches and the larva lives on. What a hassle that must be.