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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

I Will Be Compelled to Agree with the Dog

Today the dog looked at me without saying a word. I cannot remember a single instance of the dog saying anything, but I wait for it. I suspect that the first thing he will ask for is my resignation. "I should be living with the Eskimos," he will insist. And I will be compelled to agree with him. He should be living with the Eskimos.

3 Comments:

Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

I have no idea what you're talking about.

6:32 PM  
Blogger kari said...

does he plan on grabbing his belongings and making his way to where the Eskimos reside? has he started saving up his earnings in an interest-bearing account to pay for his bus fare? does he have a job lined up for when he arrives to the Eskimo village?
these questions need to be addressed.

8:22 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Supa, none of these issues has been addressed. I can't even get the hairy oaf to speak to me, let alone delve into the financial aspects of this potential venture.

9:28 PM  

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