It Is Not For Me to Know

You are probably wondering if the Minneapolis sky is overcast. The answer is yes, it is overcast. What I can't understand is why people aren't taking to the streets in protest. Bush initiates war in Mesopotamia and the entire city congregates in fury, but let the sun abandon us for two weeks straight and the citizens cower in their garrets, whimpering and taking warm footbaths. I suggest that we get our priorities straight. I for one would rather have a sunny Minneapolis than a democratic Iraq, but it's probably a question of funding.