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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

That's Why

People demand more of me than they do of others, probably because I move about with a stealth and grace that confounds the laws of man and science. For example, sometimes people ask me why they didn’t receive a Christmas card from me. I have a number of responses ready for this question, ranging from “I work like billy-o all day long and I have to come home to burnt pork chops? I don’t eat pork!” to “Not only did I not send you a card, I’ve been stealing the newspaper from your porch for years.”

1 Comments:

Blogger Chris Cope said...

Suddenly I feel very bad about the beating I gave to that paper boy with Down's syndrome.

5:53 PM  

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