Maybe If Everyone Would Just SHUT UP

I am TRYING to write something for my blog, but EVERYONE is TALKING and DISTRACTING me. It’s TOO LOUD in here. MY HAIR feels funny and SOMEBODY is wearing NASTY PERFUME. I just asked the Magic 8 Ball if Elvis is alive and it said “DON’T COUNT ON IT.” Then I asked if Ronald Reagan is alive and it said “OUTLOOK GOOD.”