My New Objects

I just received a nail file that has 18 tiny 3-D cats on one side, and a filing surface on the other side. The filing side works wonderfully, and if anyone ever wants proof that I am insane, I will show them this nail file. Specifically, I will show them the side with 18 3-D cats. Why do people give me such ridiculous objects? Last week someone gave me this Mijo, the third from the right. Her name is Traviesa. She may be the dullest Mijo. I think I will try to trick someone into eating her.

If anyone objects to eating this inedible Mijo, I will say, "Yes, your concerns are valid, but think of my feelings for once."