Did I Mention That I Type All Of My Blog Entries with a Prosthetic Hand Fashioned From Hillshire Farm Lit'l Smokies?
I say, have you tasted Quilts, the all-natural Triscuits, available at your local co-op or natural grocery? They taste like new pressboard furniture from Sears circa 1978. They come in two flavors: original and salt. Try them with a slice of stilton and a fresh sprig of retching uncontrollably.
Just kidding, of course. They're excellent.
I just want everyone to be happy.