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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

I Am Smarter than Droppings and Darts

I would like to go somewhere and spend some money, but I hesitate to leave the house. A gang of pigeons is pooping relentlessly over my front door, and my neighbor always watches for an opportunity to shoot me with poison blow darts. I haven't anywhere to go to anyway, I suppose. I could buy an enormous coffee somewhere, but that much liquid might thin my blood, causing me to bleed more after I pass through the inevitable return hail of bird droppings and poison darts.


Blogger Chris Cope said...

If you would like to spend some money in the fine city of Saint Paul, specifically at Great Waters Brewing Co., please let me know.

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