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Saturday, July 10, 2004

Modern Art Ruined My Summer

If you’ve spent your summer sulking in the driveway, drawing lines in the gravel with a stick, don’t make the mistake of imagining the new Walker Museum Sculpture Garden Miniature Golf Course to be a balm for your wounds. The course is permanently immobilized by a baying, roiling mass of children, many of whom are visibly sticky and audibly miserable. Listen, you Walker people! Not all things miniature are for children! Many miniatures are, in fact, choking hazards. Lo, mini golf courses are for teenagers and tipsy adults, their wonders to perform.


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