Me: My Story

If you're wondering what I did in lieu of blogging today, I will tell you this: I can't tell you what I did today. But I now own four more pairs of pants.

Ok, I have to tell someone!! I won KQRS 4-Pants Thursday! I always knew I'd win a prize if I listened long enough. I just never knew I'd win pants, and in such abundant quantity. I'm wearing all four pairs right now. I'll probably even wear them to bed.

On a lighter note, I can now turn off KQRS. That goddamn music makes me want to set fire to my Marconi v. Tesla trading cards.