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Monday, November 15, 2004

The Dog and the Marshmallows

I was trying to watch the Daily Show, but it wasn't very funny, so I turned it off and I fed some marshmallows to the dog. It was just like Aesop's fable, The Dog and the Marshmallows. First, the dog eats the marshmallows. Then he walks to his water bowl and drinks water for about five minutes. He sees grapes in the water bowl, but shut up! He doesn't care about those grapes! He's had seven jumbo marshmallows!

Moral of the story: The Daily Show isn't very funny anymore.

5 Comments:

Blogger Jan Bear said...

Peanut butter on a dog's tongue--hours of entertainment. This post-election period might be a good time for the Daily Show to return to the simple pleasure of dogs and weird food.

12:43 AM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

Remember when The Onion was brilliant? What happened there?

10:07 AM  
Blogger kari said...

still liking the daily show, but yes, last night was a little off.
still liking the onion. the photo of kerry nabbing osama? priceless! a gem!
i think marshmallows can only be fed to dogs -- my cats would smack me in the face with a glove if i ever tried that.

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0670835455/002-2909467-1975212?v=glance

are you at all related to maira kalman? she is the author of the max makes a million books. and a hoot. your style is similar, but i have a feeling you are smarter.

just wonderin'.
p

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you my mommy? you smell like my mommy. mommy?

8:36 PM  

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