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I have Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 on my computer. It was a package deal - buy this game for $1200, laptop included. I'd like to play this game, but I don't know how. I refuse to read the instructions. They're too long. I could just start playing, and learn as I go, but I can't do that either. Sounds like a waste of time. I have about 84 keys on my keyboard; learning Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 could take years. I might just as well fell a tree, carve a board, paste on some wheels and teach myself how to skate on the kitchen linoleum. That's how kids used to learn skateboarding, before it became so commercialized.