All Together Now

Sometimes I post something and nobody reads it for 15-20 minutes – or more! I prefer my new posts to garner 5000 frenzied piranha hits the minute those posts fall into the river, though this happens remarkably less often than I would expect. Perhaps some “people” or “piranhas” do not believe that Topic Drift provides the sort of vital, time-sensitive, life-affirming information that requires constant blog vigilance on their part. These people are probably correct, but why chance it? Why not keep Topic Drift open on your screen, ready to be refreshed every twenty seconds? Better yet, why not gather the family around your monitor so that Topic Drift can mean togetherness? And if you have no family, why not pause to consider what it is about you that drives people away? If you’re anything like me, it’s your obsessive fascination with Leopold and Loeb that does the trick.