Dinner: All My Friends Told Me to Forget About You

Ah, sfaghetti. I used to hate you, sfaghetti. Then I loved you. You brought out the best in me; I made you laugh. Then I hated you again for a little while because you made me barf. But that's ancient history! I love you again, sfaghetti. People say I pronounce you funny, but those people are jerks. Let's go on a date, sfaghetti. You pay - I spent all my money at the flea market. What? You won't pay? Fine! Then I guess I hate you again! Stupid sfaghetti, it's over! I hope I never eat you again!