Heeeeow!
I was rifling through my vast coupon storage cabinet when I found a slew of cat litter coupons from July 2003. “What’s this?” I asked, probably aloud. A fly buzzed in my ear. So many flies around lately. Suddenly my brain shuddered, and I ran into the laundry room in a cold-sweat panic. Rats! Haven’t cleaned out the cat box since July 2003! RATS RATS! HAVEN’T SEEN THE CATS SINCE AUGUST!
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So, wait. When is it now? I take it that it's not April 1992? Maybe that's why I get all those strange looks in the halls of Jefferson High School.
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