Trouble in Topic Drift Country

I'm having problems with English for the grammar and syntax for now. It's working not at all even. Not some or any. I try with the English to make it work out in words, and no! The English cries out in anguish, how could you crazy lady with flipped out wig! The English won't work for me. I've tried it out and it hates what I want, no! Oh, no! Stinking English, blow out ass for once! To try again later with the words! Screaming! Get in the out of way for mine! I've got a match! Your face!