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Thursday, March 31, 2005


Idea for a horror movie: Feral sheep attack a group home in rural Connecticut. No plot, really, just scenes of people slaughter interspersed with bits involving a lady scientist and a boy-man who lost his inhaler in the game room where, incidentally, the grisliest sheep attacks occur. The sheep are overwhelmed at last, though not not eliminated entirely; a few of the nastiest sheep escape into the brush, thereby setting the scene for Sheep Attack 2 and Sheep Attack Meets Tarantula.


Blogger Chris Cope said...

Honey, I smell a hit! No, wait. That's just my "peach tea" candle from Pier One.

2:07 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Well, yeah, Packard, but how about some velicoraptors on an island, who arm themselves with a cannon known as Big Bertha with which they sink several tourist boats, even when tourists weren't in season. Yeah, how about THAT??!!

2:29 PM  
Anonymous John said...

Oh, that's a cool idea! Sounds realistic...

8:06 AM  

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