WHO MADE THIS MESS?!
Just wait until I find out who left this mess on my floor! Milk spilled on the sofa - feces on the wainscoting - bananas everywhere! The cleaning lady won't be back for a week, and I have guests arriving any minute! Not just any guests, either, but guests from the groves of academe. And who drank all the rum? Sheesh, WHAT IS GOING ON?
I knew it!
It was that no-good Baby Monkey! Trashed my house and passed out in his bananaskin hammock, he did! It's a good thing my guests stood me up, because they would have been appalled by this mess. Also, I'm out of rum and the guest room smells like unwashed baby primate. Try getting that smell out of the drapes, peoples! Ha! Not going to happen!