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Sunday, June 12, 2005

Interiors 1 & 2: Sunday

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Interior: Downstairs
Penguin examines Christmas Tree with a jaundiced eye. Deer sits behind Christmas Tree and notices that her deodorant is not working. Seashell cusses like a sailor. Seashell hates Christmas! Seashell wishes Fly would get off the goddamn Yellow Chair. Fly is sleeping off her liquor. Penguin thinks Fly has a drinking problem but is too polite to say anything. Deer is thinking about sewing a new apron for summer. She reckons she will make blueberry jam this summer.

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Interior: Upstairs
Kitty talks into her mobile phone as she guards the apples in the attic. Duck is worried about Medicare. Bunny is holding his carrot carefully. "I wish I had a Live Strong bracelet," says Duck. Bunny thinks Live Strong bracelets are a joke but is too polite to say so. Kitty wants everyone to shut up. She is trying to talk to her attorney. Will the valet drop the charges? Kitty didn't mean to hurt the valet. She only wanted to scare him. She wanted her tip back. Kitty's car will never be the same now! The valet spilled Mountain Dew into the coin holder.

10 Comments:

Blogger ...e... said...

oh yes.

11:47 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

You do not seem to have a single bear not shitting in the woods. Terrible oversight. Rectumifiable, I suppose.

12:07 PM  
Blogger Pile OnĀ® said...

Where are the Spider-Creeps?

6:37 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

SPIDER-CREEPS! HAVEN'T CHECKED LATELY, BUT I SUSPECT THEY'RE AT THE PARTY! THEY PROBABLY RAN OUT OF WIGS!

6:48 PM  
Anonymous fafnir said...

This is the ultimate photoblog. It is the Form of Photoblog. All others are mere instatiations of this.

10:08 AM  
Blogger Shane said...

Did Kitty visit Neverland?

2:53 PM  
Anonymous The Wordy Bird said...

Fafblog and Topic Drift! Two great tastes that taste, uh, kinda weird, together. Like pie mixed in a bowl with vodka gimlets.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous tangerine said...

You are insane, but I love you.

12:00 AM  
Blogger Blog ho said...

this was hilarious. and i don't like to say things about just any old thing. only the hilarious things. clever + cute + clever = hilarious.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous John said...

Nice pictures!!!

8:12 AM  

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