January
The sun hasn't shown on Minneapolis in 11 days. I just ate some raisins though, so things are looking up.
Also, it's only 9:40 and I've already remembered the Alamo twice.
Also, it's only 9:40 and I've already remembered the Alamo twice.
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Next thing you know, you will start remembering The Maine and Pearl Harbor. It's too bad when we only remember bad stuff. Personally, I would like to remember learning how to dance, except I never did.
Here's what I remember of the Alamo basement: the foosball table was full of water. Perhaps if they'd CLEAN OUT THEIR GUTTERS once and awhile they'd avoid the sort of FOUNDATION DAMAGE that leads to THWARTED FOOSBALL.
Goddamned Jim Bowie and his "We don't need to call in an outside guy, I can do the work myself."
Stupid bastard thought just because he was a Mason that made him qualified to build a wall.
Sons of bitches!
you've remembered the alamo more times before 9 a.m. than i do all day!
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