Pupilometrics
I would have blogged sooner, but I've been studying pupilometrics. Pupilometrics: the study of the black eye dot. Not everyone has a black eye dot - you have to have eyeballs first. If you are without eyeballs, you are likely without pupils. What I'm saying is this: pupilometrics is a very complex area of study. Pupilometrics is what happens when pupils "puporate" in the presence of visuals. I have reached an advanced state of knowledge of pupilometrics in a matter of minutes by utilizing a specialized "soak strategy" wherein I actually puporate the pupilometrics textbook. It's like speed reading, but faster. I would like to tell you more about this exciting science, but I have to be at city hall in five minutes; the mayor is microwaving me a burrito.
4 Comments:
I still believe Ryback's "Burritos For Every Minneapolitan" campaign was ill-conceived.
Well, shit. So much for the hoped-for solution to red-eye.
Sophie, my British Blue, has a PhD in this subject. Let me know if you want her e-mail address.
The greatest accomplishment in my life was when I learned how to measure pupillary distance. If you give me a burrito, I might teach you.
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