Spring Rolls
I had vegetable spring rolls for lunch. They were delicious, and they didn’t have any of those stupid noodles inside.
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37 Comments:
You should have bought the noodle kind.
Spring rolls are better without stupid cold noodles.
I disagree. The noodles are the reason for the season.
You’re wrong. You’re always wrong.
Don’t tell me I’m wrong! If I were as wrong as you, I’d just starve myself.
You’re still wrong, and you’re still always wrong. I can’t remember you being right once. No wait, I remember one time when you fell on the ice and I laughed and you said “Why are you laughing at me?” and I said “I’m not laughing at you, I just remembered a joke about wasabi peas,” and you said “NO! I’M HURT AND YOU’RE LAUGHING AT ME!” I kept denying it, but you were right. I was laughing at you. That was the one instance where you were right.
Shut up.
You shut up. What did you say your name was?
Noodles are good in spring rolls.
They have no flavor.
You’re probably buying cheap spring rolls.
I never buy cheap spring rolls. I always buy the top-shelf stuff.
Maybe you should buy refrigerated spring rolls instead of the kind that sits on a top shelf.
I don’t want to talk about this anymore.
The good times are over.
Remember the time you slipped on the ice?
Shut up.
That was hilarious.
I’m warning you.
And now you can’t have children. Hilarious!
No, I choose not to have children.
I think you had children, but they didn’t like you, so they moved to Mexico City. Think of all that air pollution.
I don’t want to think about it.
I wouldn’t want to think about my estranged Mexico family, either. They probably all have asthma.
You have asthma.
No I don’t. I’ve never had asthma.
Me either.
That’s great.
I’ll say. Anyway, are you coming over for dinner?
What are you serving?
Wow.
Ester, is Doreen your alter-ego?
Oops, sorry I spelled your name wrong.
I don't mind the noodles, but leave out the damn rice. They put rice in Budweiser beer, too, and that's why it's no good. Budweiser makes a nice spring roll, though.
did they include the damn cilantro leaves that make me vomit?
No cilantro.
Dishes inclusive of noodles be they spaghetti, linguine, soba, udon, and especially eggrolls are GROSSCUSTING.
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By the way, can you please remove that 'word verification' thing from the 'post a comment' section, I must have typed in 'rinofweluofn' 4 times before it stuck damnit!
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