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Thursday, April 06, 2006

8 Sequential Auditory Signals Indicating that Rafe Has Fallen out of Bed Again and Has Opted to Sleep on the Floor for the Remainder of the Night

1. The Thump
2. The Cry
3. The Sniffle and Cough
4. The Scrape Across Floor
5. The Impassioned Sigh
6. The Cussing
7. The Silent Fury
8. The Tranquil Hush
9. The Snore

5 Comments:

Blogger HA HA HA said...

wats teh oditaurey manifstatoin of silant fury?

10:03 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

The auditory manifestation of silent fury is silence. Redundant, I suppose; clearly there is no silence beyond furious silence. Mute rage, voiceless ire. The great still wrath of the freshly-fallen snow, and so forth. Pot of beans. Meatloaf.

Does he run it all together like that, Meatloaf? Or does he rend it asunder, Meat Loaf? Me Atloaf? Meatl Oaf? The range of possibilities sends me into a foaming, soundless rage.

10:52 PM  
Blogger HA HA HA said...

i baliev its meat space loaf. no midal initial taht i know of. or if their is one its beign kept from us.

11:09 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

So do his lackeys call him Mr. Loaf?

10:18 AM  
Blogger HA HA HA said...

they cal im "mr loaf sir".

2:09 PM  

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