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Saturday, March 18, 2006


I was wondering what kind of neck tattoo Chris should get now that he has benign hair. By "benign" I refer to definition 3a: "of a mild type or character that does not threaten health or life." I used to lie awake at night worrying that Chris would get his hair snared in a tree branch as his horse raced out from beneath him, or that his manly ringlets would be sucked into a vent as he passed the laundromat. Anyway, now that his locks are shorn, what kind of neck tattoo should Chris get?

What kind of neck tattoo should Chris get?
Morton Salt Girl
Bleeding Bottle of Grey Poupon
Chinese Character for Grey Poupon
Ziggy in a Hot Air Balloon
Likeness of His Own Face with the Old Hair
Angry Dragon Opening Package of Cough Drops
Simon and Garfunkel (after Greatest Hits cover photo)
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Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

I took into consideration the fact that he is going to have the tatoo put on the left side of his neck so he can barely see it. That makes his face look funny.

5:29 PM  
Blogger Afe said...

What if Chris has no neck?

6:26 PM  
Blogger Lucy said...

Where's the 'I bow to democracy' option?

9:22 AM  

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