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Thursday, March 30, 2006

I Hear You

Broke another halogen lamp in a fit of rage. Now I have this terrible skin rash. It is as if God is trying to tell me, "Listen, stop buying halogen lamps, they are pieces of shit."

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Transition to Ott-lites. Some of the bulbs are shaped like cork screws and with wine and better lighting perhaps this impulse to break things will pass...

11:19 AM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

Once again you are completely misinterpreting the messages of the Lord Our God. He is telling you to buy a copy of George Thorogood's "Born To Be Bad" album.

3:20 PM  

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