I Hear You
Broke another halogen lamp in a fit of rage. Now I have this terrible skin rash. It is as if God is trying to tell me, "Listen, stop buying halogen lamps, they are pieces of shit."
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3 Comments:
Transition to Ott-lites. Some of the bulbs are shaped like cork screws and with wine and better lighting perhaps this impulse to break things will pass...
Once again you are completely misinterpreting the messages of the Lord Our God. He is telling you to buy a copy of George Thorogood's "Born To Be Bad" album.
Chis is shamelessly peddling his bootleg Thorogood albums again.
Don't listen to him, listen to God. Halogen lamps really are peices of shit. Also don't send him any money. I did once and the album he sent me had a "Property of Bloomington Public Library" sticker on it. No telling how much I owe in overdue fines.
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