Everything here is true. Some things are truer than others. Some things should be true but are not. All things are based on truth. How truthful I am! O, Truth!, et cetera
From the desk of Esther Wilberforce-Packard, typing from Minneapolis, MN
Broke another halogen lamp in a fit of rage. Now I have this terrible skin rash. It is as if God is trying to tell me, "Listen, stop buying halogen lamps, they are pieces of shit."
Transition to Ott-lites. Some of the bulbs are shaped like cork screws and with wine and better lighting perhaps this impulse to break things will pass...
Once again you are completely misinterpreting the messages of the Lord Our God. He is telling you to buy a copy of George Thorogood's "Born To Be Bad" album.
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Transition to Ott-lites. Some of the bulbs are shaped like cork screws and with wine and better lighting perhaps this impulse to break things will pass...
Once again you are completely misinterpreting the messages of the Lord Our God. He is telling you to buy a copy of George Thorogood's "Born To Be Bad" album.
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