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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

I'm Through With the Entire Business

I have been wearing skirts to the office lately. Your first question is probably "Well, do they work?" YES! They completely cover the bits you're not allowed to show in public. I may push all of my trousers into the oven and set the whole machine aflame. I have no need for trousers now. Now that this is settled, you could say that my primary concern is for the well-being of the world's children. You would be lying, but you could still say it.


Blogger Chris Cope said...

Plus those skirts will help you win the attention of Diego the cabana boy. No man could resist your Hollywood starlet legs.

10:23 AM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Hmmm... True.

10:31 AM  

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