Today's Fortune as Told to EWP by Beautiful Doll
"Beautiful doll makes delightful friend. Eat carrots every day for health. See physician for moles that change in appearance or texture."
Everything here is true. Some things are truer than others. Some things should be true but are not. All things are based on truth. How truthful I am! O, Truth!, et cetera
From the desk of Esther Wilberforce-Packard, typing from Minneapolis, MN
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7 Comments:
"Ask EWP where are your other 28 teeth."
And apparently, use teeth whitening products even if you only have a few of them!
That picture is at once terrifying and comforting. Much like Neil Diamond.
i want my doll back.
i want my doll back.
approve my comment!
No, no, and no. No way.
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