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Saturday, August 07, 2004

Each Day Brings More Joy

M*donna’s Kabbalah grammar school opens this December in NYC. Will she find enough aging Talmudic scholars to fill a classroom? And will the bearded ones respond favorably when referred to as “children?” Unless she means to – gasp – recruit actual children for her school. No, that is outlandish. That's not the Kabbalah I know! That's not the Madonna I know! She would never!

Or would she? After all, her Munchausen School By Proxy was a smashing success.

1 Comments:

Blogger kari said...

Noooooooooooooooo! Madonna, just STOP IT, ALREADY! WE'RE SICK OF IT! STOP IT!

8:01 PM  

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