You Will Find No Electrifying Wheat-Based Drink at Topic Drift

What is this “electrifying wheat-based drink” that everyone is searching Google for? Why do these web detectives darken my door in their bewildering quest? How many thirsty travelers must Topic Drift turn away? Why aren’t they searching for more reasonable or believable entities, like justice, or lost keys? Electrifying wheat-based drink, indeed. Try Googling it. It does not exist. I certainly hope it isn’t Al Qaeda code. If it is Al Qaeda code, I hope it means “The Fergus Falls Burger King does not offer Frozen Coke. Commit your custom elsewhere.”