I Use Positive "I" Messages To Communicate With Mark Thatcher

I feel annoyed and hurt when you participate in coup attempts in oil-rich African nations because there are perfectly good coup-ready nations closer to home. I feel sad when you choose these far-off nations, because I miss your cheery demeanor and your shit-eating grin. I feel uncomfortable when you fleece and play foul far from home because my care packages take ages to reach you, and all of our telephone calls are fuzzy and short.