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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Because An Ounce of Something Something is Worth Something

Who can predict incidents of cannibalism ? You can, with my new Predicticon 43-D. The Predicticon 43-D will revolutionize your current cannibal detection strategy by recognizing and neutralizing the power of Manhunger G, the powerful and dastardly hormone that drives cannibals to consume human dude flesh. The Predicticon 43-D will reduce your chances of being eaten by another human dude by 60, 70, even 80 percent. Just strap it on under your corduroy shirt and you're off! Kiss your cannibal anxiety goodbye forever with the Predicticon 43-D. Not available in Germany or Florida.


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