I've Got Some Serious Thinking To Do

I ripped the air conditioner out of the window just now. Don't look for it. It's gone. I am trading it in for a Diaper Genie. Then, I'm going to get pregnant by eating Rolaids and rubbing my tummy with soy margarine. When I watch the debate tomorrow, I will watch with an eye to the future: which candidate will create the Americaland best suited for my Rolaids baby?