Poncho
Some wiseass walked up to me at work and asked, “Why are you wearing a plastic bin liner?” And I sneered my best sneer and said, “It’s a poncho.” And she said, “No, bin liner.” And I said, “No, poncho.” Later, when she wasn’t looking, I took off my poncho and suffocated her with it. Then I put my poncho back in the bin where I found it.
3 Comments:
I'm laughing out loud.
You should go over and console Just Donal. Perhaps your poncho might help him next time.
Are you suggesting that I suffocate Just Donal? I'm trying to not leave a trail of dead behind me. I've turned over a new leaf, of sorts. Dead here and there, no big accumulations of dead. Just you wait - Just Donal will be a star.
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