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Wednesday, December 29, 2004

17 Year-Old Marty McFly Got Home Early Last Night.

One thing that bothers me about the blogosphere, besides the word "blogosphere," is all the spying. Everyone's checking their stats to see who's looking at what when who how who. Spying, trying to get my recipes, trying to find out what I did with Hoffa or the Holy Grail, etc. Spies! When I look at my statistics, I look for one thing only: have I been linked to by Rapture Ready yet? When I started Topic Drift I had a few objectives, but they've all been abandoned now. Now I want to be known as "Twelfth Harbinger of the Pre-Rapture, Low-Traffic Blog Sector B."

4 Comments:

Blogger Dan said...

My God! Christ looks like David Letterman. Who knew? I'm going to have to stop watching Leno.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

"Letterman answered and said unto them, When it is evening, ye say, It will be fair weather: for the TV is glowing. And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the TV is dark and lowering. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the Leno; but can ye not discern the signs of advanced gingivitis?" (Wilberforce-Packard 16:2-3)  

3:31 PM  
Blogger noisy ghost said...

What a lame website. They claim Jesus would vote Republican.

I run into Jesus all the time at the health club and he would NOT vote Republican. I heard that he had a tiff with Abraham Lincoln at one of Lionel Barrymore's cookouts and hasn't spoken to him since.

Now, Jesus is always talking about the Popular Democratic Party of Puerto Rico, whatever that is.

6:58 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

Esther? "Gingivitis?"

My God, do you know what they means?

Jay Leno is the anti-Crest. Oh dear, why hast thou forsaken me, Lavoris?

2:43 PM  

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