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Tuesday, December 28, 2004

And Another Thing

Whoever said, “He who loses his conscience has nothing left that is worth keeping” probably never had one of those indestructible silicon oven mitts. In my assessment, those are worth keeping, if only because they cost a great deal more than regular oven mitts.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

But even those silicon oven mitts do not cost as much as the special Radioactive Resistant "Geiger Finger" Oven Mitt With Optional Elbow and Shoulder Extensions that I use for making my dinner. If I lost those mitts, well I would be a very sorry kitten indeed, and probably reduced to nuclear glowing ash into the bargain!

-www.stephenesque.org

12:44 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

Obviously they never had a dog. You can get away with anything when you have a dog. They still love you no matter how rotten an SOB you are. Well, as long as you're kind to THEM. But I could never be mean to a dog. And certainly not with so many people around.

4:29 PM  

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