I'm Feeling Better

Do you ever eat some soup, and ten minutes later you're having a heart attack? Dude, that just happened to me! I didn't let it slow me down, though. I drank a glass of water and I felt better.

UPDATE: Turns out it wasn't soup I ate, it was one of those explosive plush gag snakes in a can. Now, that is something, isn't it? I thought it didn't reconstitute well, but I ate it anyway. Sometimes cans of soup stay on the market shelf for years - they're bound to firm up a bit. You know, firm up into a mislabeled explosive plush snake.