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Thursday, December 02, 2004

Some People Say

Some people say that coffee makes you crazy and rat-racy, and they also manage to say that tea makes you calm and superior. I know that it isn't true, because tea makes you just as crazy as coffee makes you. You have to drink a lot of it, maybe, but how could that be a problem? And don't you hate Mountain Dew? Yellow soda is unnecessary. Soda should be BROWN, and sometimes orange or purple. But never yellow. Yellow is poor form.

One thing I like about this post is that it started off weak, and then got weaker. You can't beat that, suckers!


Blogger Misspent Life said...

The only thing worse than Moutain Dew is Diet Mountain Dew. Whenever people are looking for some I tell them they might as well jump in a urine-soaked swimming pool and open their mouth.

10:49 AM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

What about red soda? My favorite soda of all time is red. It is manufactured in Waco, Texas.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Misspent, your assessment of Diet Mountain Dew is accurate. Chris, red Waco soda sounds delicious.

3:26 PM  

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