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Thursday, December 02, 2004

Some People Say

Some people say that coffee makes you crazy and rat-racy, and they also manage to say that tea makes you calm and superior. I know that it isn't true, because tea makes you just as crazy as coffee makes you. You have to drink a lot of it, maybe, but how could that be a problem? And don't you hate Mountain Dew? Yellow soda is unnecessary. Soda should be BROWN, and sometimes orange or purple. But never yellow. Yellow is poor form.

One thing I like about this post is that it started off weak, and then got weaker. You can't beat that, suckers!

3 Comments:

Blogger Misspent Life said...

The only thing worse than Moutain Dew is Diet Mountain Dew. Whenever people are looking for some I tell them they might as well jump in a urine-soaked swimming pool and open their mouth.

10:49 AM  
Blogger Chris Cope said...

What about red soda? My favorite soda of all time is red. It is manufactured in Waco, Texas.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Esther Wilberforce-Packard said...

Misspent, your assessment of Diet Mountain Dew is accurate. Chris, red Waco soda sounds delicious.

3:26 PM  

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