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Monday, December 13, 2004

Re: Gifts

I came to consciousness in a supermarket yesterday and I noticed that they carried Louisiana's Finest Beauregard Variety “Colonel Yam” brand yams. I didn’t buy any. I never buy yams. I will occasionally accept a yam as a gift, but only if it is offered with a clear and jolly eleemosynary spirit. I do not accept gift yams offered in fits of veiled guilt or anger. I will occasionally accept yams offered in overt fits of guilt or anger, but only in the name of self-preservation.


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