Marffle Trobber Can You Call a Cab?

All week long I've been meaning to look up some ELO lyrics, but I keep putting it off. I'm beginning to think that I secretly have no interest in their lyrics. If so, why can't I just admit this to myself? Must I maintain this ridiculous charade? I know that the truth will set me free, and yet I avoid the truth. Is it because I hate freedom? And if I hate freedom, what does that say about my steroid use?