Update

Flavian is flying back to Haiti today. Of course, the toilet tank has sprung a leak, and he's the only plumber I know. I've put a bucket under the fissure. This makes me mad because it's my only bucket. What if I need that bucket for something else?

I went to the parade they had downtown last night. I took my hat off for two minutes and some guy tried to stash his Hardees cup in it. I caught him in the act, and then I noticed that he was Ted Fedd, the orthodontist who was expelled from Canada for writing all those rude letters to Gerard Depardieu.