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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Groundhog Day Screenplay, part 4

I can see that my partially realized Groundhog Day screenplay is getting rave reviews in the morning papers. Good.

Dave: I've been thinking of other women.

Milly: Who? Is it Carla from Winnipeg?

Dave: I'd rather not say.

(Dave sighs.)

Dave: Last night I saw Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and it changed my life. I also killed six women at a spa when I swerved to avoid a chicken. I drove right through the spa. Those aren't the women I've been thinking about, but as my wife, I thought you should know about it - that, and my deep vein thrombosis.

(Dave stares out window)

Dave: I'm going to need my ecru cardigan.

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