Any King Would Be Happy

I just drank a glass of tap water. It was delicious. If you ever visit my house, I will offer you a glass of this magnificent water. A king would be happy to raise a prince on this water. My tap water is, in fact, "King of Waters." Meanwhile, I am in the depths of despair. My sensitivity to noise has increased, and, Amendment or no, I have agreed to quarter soldiers in my house. To be frank, I want them to leave. The toilet seat is always up, and today I found a musket ball in my shampoo.