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Thursday, January 27, 2005

I've Planned this Solid Toast Discourse Strategy

I have been thinking about it, and I have decided that I'd like some toast. Quite a bit of toast. How much toast? Well, how much have you got, asshole?

Naturally, I'd only say that if some asshole asked me how much toast I wanted. If a non-asshole asked me how much toast I'd like, I'd say, "Two slices, please."

I have yet to plan my jam strategy. I have a lot of work ahead of me; it is imperative that I receive seedless raspberry jam. Those little seeds angry up the blood more than fried meats ever could.


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